Monday, January 31, 2011

Storm Preparations in the Kisby/Billingsley Household

1.        I stopped at CVS after I got sent home sick from work.  I felt very grown up and self important as I purchased a package of two flashlights, patting myself on the back the whole time for my good thinking.  “Do you have batteries?” the cashier asked.  “Yep, got tons of them at home.”  However, when I got home I found that the batteries are C’s and the flashlights take D’s.
2.       Prozac prescription locked and loaded.
3.       Car is nestled in the carport.  However, the spray de-icer is safely inside, rendering itself useless if the doors freeze shut.  Guess I better go down and get it.
4.       I’ve already devised a harness system in my head for the sled for when I have to take Rosco out to pee.
5.       I have one candle in the house, it’s linen scented, to warm up a can of soup with.
6.       Shelby is wearing a bikini right now and jumping off the arm of the couch.  Very important in an ice storm.
7.       I told Shelby we are taking a little trip with Ryan and Wayne in about a month.  So now she has something to bug living crap out of me about every 5 minutes while we are stuck in the house together over the coming days.
8.       Shelby is now modeling swimsuit #2.  It’s a nice little 1 piece floral patterned number.
9.       Mom showed up earlier, complete with tons of junk food, orange sherbet and yellow roses, which made my heart soar.
10.   Shelby and I have already eaten everything in the house, so if we get iced in is there anyone that will feed us?

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